Perfect Crime (Follow Alex)
Follow P.J. (Don't Follow Alex)
Romee Strijd Is Good at Being Beautiful
Ode to Pearl Mackie Is Famous Great
Gal Gadot Oh Yeah! Good.
Super Famous Thandie Newton Song
I Like Benicio Del Toro Because so Great
Kelly Marie Tran Is Rose Awesome
Philip Blue Is a Great Movie Director, Yes!
Journalist Lizzy Goodman Is a Great Journalist
Andrew Robinson Stoney
King Arthur Was a Great Guy!
Elon Musk Is a Genius and a Nice Guy Too!
Best Song About Daniel Kibblesmith
Caity Weaver, Talented Writer and Editor
Allison Raskin Is Funny and Talented
Jen Statsky Is so Very Talented and Witty
Melissa Stetten Is a Wonderful Person
Extreme Song About Eric Alper
Sophia, Roxanne, Kenzie, Scarlett, Mel, And Kylie
You, Sophia Benoit, Are so Funny and Great
M. Jonathan Lee Song
Really Good Song About Molly Templeton
Colin Hanks, I Like You for Many Reasons
Oh Yeah! Jake Kasdan! Oh Yeah!
I Like Eric R. Danton Because He Writes Well
Jamie Loftus Best Song
Mike White Is a Great Writer
Padgett Powell Has a Way with Words
Malcolm Gladwell Is a Wonderful Person
I (Made) This Song (About Chuck Klosterman)
Sierra Furtado Is Wonderful
Jamie Dornan and Dokata Johnson Are Great Superstars
A.J. Burnett Predicts the Weather Reliably
Pompey the Great! What a Wonderful Leader!
Maurice Flitcroft Song
I Like the Writings of Elaina Plott
Ariel Edwards-Levy Is an Important Person
Bess Kalb! Oh Yeah!
Laura Snapes Is Wonderful Talented
Jai Courtney Awesome Song
Exquisite Song About Maura Johnston
Radhika Jones Yes Good!
Cate Blanchett Deserves a Great Song Like This
Everyone Loves Bill Skarsgard
Natalie Shure Sure Is Great!
Gay Talese Is a Wonderful Journalist, Oh Yeah!
Beautiful Ode to Meghan Markle
Song About Courtney Cronin Dold
Anthony Frith Is My Personal Friend
